Squirrel goes suicide

Hello Orangeade frog here on the scene of a Suicide Squirrel accident. I am being told a squirrel has literally went nuts. A human was bike riding today with her family. Then the squirrel rushed out ran as quickly as possible under the wheel and almost got run over by the bike! Officials asked the squirrel why he did this, he answered "People have been saying nut-and-squirrel jokes for years. I am just showing them what would happen if they were." Then he also told the K-9 forces to file the case as a "nutty revenge". e is now at the nut house with Dr. Nata Rodnt Goke. We will have a report from this situation from Paulie (A reporter kitten in training) witch will be transmitted soon. We will continue news as it becomes available.